Verse 1
- Ayo, its Patty P, the Quasimoto ripoff,
- Got the style and flow, like an apostrophe,
- Yeah, /x/ is a shithole
- But there’s one thing that send me ‘’holy frijhole!’’
- I think they’re called larpers, oh sorry, ‘’vampires’’
- They make phoney threads saying ‘’fresh meat for hire’’
- Low budget like Forever Knight
- Reality is like, out of sight!
- I hit em up, with the Patty P gat,
- Raa-tatata (machine gun sounds), where the teeth at?
- Nowhere, cuz I pulled em out,
- With my fucking hands, cuz they’re chocking out
- On reality, its like their life is a movie,
- Produced by the only one Kabasinski
- Heard they throw a party at midnight, damn
- Patty’s gonna run tonight
Verse 2
- Arrived at the two-story castle with the groucho,
- When in, (woosh sound), the cringe was like, mucho
- Goth girls, larpers, sorcerers, name it!
- But the leader of the bunch was A Misfit
- The damn fool was stuck in the past,
- Kinda like The Visitors: boy’s an outcast,
- Man’s a Lost Boy, wannabe, playboy,
- Hot toy? Niet Foy, with a powerglide he said:
- ‘’is this your first time here?’’ I said
- ‘’yeah, could you give me a tour, dear?’’ ‘’we’ve got
- A-B plus A-C, D-C comics, shit, even apple pies and Pepsis’’
- (car crash sound) Dale Earnhardt on that pie,
- But like a spy, he grabbed my thight, now its like
- ‘’Blah Blah Blah, my name’s Barnabas’’
- ‘’Ha ha ha, my name’s Richard Blass!’’
- Grabbed him by his poet shirt, made his crew backflip,
- Patty P’s mad, shit, now they’re doin’ bad trips,
- Yeah, they underestimated a Platypus,
- S-Town Underdog, Patty P: I’m Venomous
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